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#CastingCall #URGENT #RECASTING- 911 Podcasts (Creators of the audio drama’s ‘Cascadia’ and ‘ICE-CREAM’) are casting our 3rd production, an audio sitcom, ‘Supermarket’ starring actors from ‘Comedy Central’, ‘Kim’s Convenience’, ‘Schitts Creek’ & ‘Riverdale’.
‘Supermarket’ will be submitted to the Tribeca Film Festival (Audio Storytelling division) and is set for a summer 2023 release date. The pilot is close to completion, however we are re-casting the following role.
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Role: Senior Citizen Shopper
Female || Any Ethnicity || Age: 60s-90s (**Or who can vocally perform this age).
A disgruntled shopper comes back to the supermarket demanding a refund for milk she bought a few days ago that is now spoiled. Later, our lead character uses this milk for vengeance on another employee… (1 Episode | 2 Scenes)
Paid: Low Budget/Rates Negotiable.
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Scene 8 (Flashback – Year: 2013)
SENIOR CITIZEN SHOPPER: Hello, young man. Do you work here?
CARSON: Yes. Unfortunately. What can I help you with?
SENIOR CITIZEN SHOPPER: I need to talk to the manager. immediately. I bought this milk yesterday and it expired weeks ago!
CARSON: Oh, we don’t sell spoiled milk ma’am. Are you sure you didn’t accidentally buy Greek yogurt, or – I don’t know, Buttermilk?
SENIOR CITIZEN SHOPPER: Young man, I may be getting on in years but I’m not senile. I bought 2% milk but it’s 100% crap! Take a whiff.
Carson takes a whiff. He gags.
CARSON: Okay, yeah. Fair enough. Jail to anyone who put that out. I’ll get the manager, Suhail – BRB.
SENIOR CITIZEN SHOPPER: Here! Take this with you! Make sure he smells it…even have him TASTE it! Your manager should know that selling something so vile and disgusting will earn him a 1 STAR REVIEW ON YELP!
Beat.
CARSON (Sarcastic): Ooou the horror. (Beat, realizing) Actually…to be honest – that would scare him. One point for you Karen!
Carson begins to walk off. We hear the shopper in the background call out.
SENIOR CITIZEN SHOPPER: Karen? Who is Karen? My name is not Karen! It’s Kathy! I’ll be speaking to the manager about poor customer service as well, young man! Unbelievable!
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Published February 11, 2023
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